Merch — CAITLIN CANNON

What is the Heartbreak Hotline, you ask?

It’s a pre-recorded “support” line for the emotionally unwell—a.k.a. the heartbreak-prone, the boundary-challenged, the hopeful-yet-self-sabotaging.

Here’s how it works: Choose your product / situation combo, and I’ll walk you through it. Part pep talk. Part real talk. Part musical intervention. I’ll even prescribe you the perfect track from Love Addict to soothe that heartache. 100% human. No judgment. No shame. Just me, reminding you that just because you’re lonely doesn’t mean you’re alone.

Just click on the option that sounds like you!

Each order comes with the album and the hotline call of your choosing. But, limited-time only! So, get the help you need now!

Hey Caitlin, I want the CD 💿 plus…

Or, I want the VINYL 📀 plus…

4. “He ghosted me!” 📞

5. “I saw my ex with someone new.” 📞

6. “I texted at 2AM... again.” 📞